pizzaforpresident:

Lots of people complain that their parents turn their rooms into home gyms/offices after they move out. Not me though, for you see, my mom hosts ‘Passion Parties’. 

That’s right folks. My parents turned my bedroom into the dildo room.

I mean, not only are they having a massive sale, but they are giving away free Xbox 360s too. 

Okay, so I’m shopping for a new computer

and I’m looking on the HP website and I literally want to buy everything. Somebody please stop me before I make a big mistake.